College is fun. In fact, it’s probably the most fun you’ll ever have in your entire lifetime. No, I’m not talking about class. I’m talking about going to college parties! Having spent a significant amount of time in college and partying more than the average student I can tell you that college parties rule and getting laid at one is pretty easy. However, there are a few things that I do recommend that you do if you want to make the most of your college partying period life. It’s rather short lived so you’ll want to make the most of it.
These Tips Will Get You Laid At College Parties
These are a few of the most important tips that I can share if you want to get laid in college. I can personally attest to each and every one of these tips because I have practiced each one of them. I have fucked a lot of girls so you better take my advice if you wish to do the same.
Be Resourceful
Look, if you want to get laid at college parties then you need to be resourceful to the fullest extent. That being said it’s extremely important that you do more than just rely on meeting people at a party on a whim. What I suggest you doing is joining a sex dating service and using the sites app while you’re at the party. The reason you’ll want to do this is because you’re going to quickly find out if any other people at the party are members of the site. If they are then you’re in luck because they’ll have the same motives as you. You’ve just connected with someone looking to fuck without even introducing yourself to them. Take the guess work out of it when possible.
Be Friendly
The people that get laid most often are those that are not afraid to socialize with one another. Being social at a party is crucial. This is exactly why I attended college parties. Well, it’s to get fucked up and meet people I guess.
Be Prepared
College girls love to have sex in the spur of the moment. You have zero time to run to the store for condoms or to run back to your dorm. Don’t think for a second that you’ll be able to keep her around while you’re on your trip to latex land. Fuck that! Be ready at all times. Carry a condom on you so you can fuck whenever she wants to bang you.
Be Somewhat Sober
I know this isn’t a first date but if you get absolutely blasted and can’t even stand up straight then you’re not going to get lucky. That is unless the college girl that you’re trying to hook up with is in the same shape as you. Instead, try and keep the booze to a minimum or at least low enough to the point where you can confidently understand what’s going on around you. I’m not telling you that you shouldn’t do a keg stand. I’m just telling you that you should keep things somewhat under control so you can fuck like a champ!
Good luck out there to all my college friends and may you prosper like never before!
